Fetal Position

Ghost Recon Advanced Warfighter
Complete the Training Mission: Complete the Training Mission
Heavyweight Multiplayer: Get a total of 10,000 kills in Multiplayer
Deadly Multiplayer: Get 4 kills in 4 seconds or less in multiplayer
Unyielding Multiplayer: Get 30 kills before being killed in Multiplayer
Falcon Multiplayer :Shoot down 100 helicopters in multiplayer
Sniper Multiplayer :Get a career total of 500 head shots in multiplayer
Committed Multiplayer : Play for 8 hours straight in multiplayer
Master of Ceremonies :Host at least 1000 matches
Coop 1-1 :Win missions in the cooperative campaign
Coop 1-2 :Win missions in the cooperative campaign
Coop 1-3 :Win missions in the cooperative campaign
Coop 1-4 :Win missions in the cooperative campaign
World Champion Multiplayer: Climb to the top of the universal leaderboard
Solo champion Multiplayer: Climb to the top of the solo leaderboard
Team champion Multiplayer :Climb to the top of the team leaderboard
Reach Ramirez normal :Reach Captain Ramirez’s position
Reach Ramirez hard :Reach Captain Ramirez’s position
Secure Ballantine normal :Secure the US president
Escort Ruiz-Pena normal :Escort the Mexican president to US Embassy
Neutralize rebel outpost normal :Neutralize a rebel outpost blocking the highway
Eliminate defenses normal :Eliminate Chapultepek castle defenses
Secure US tanks normal :Take control of 50 US tanks stolen by rebels
Protect US president normal :Locate and protect US president
Reach the Football normal :Reach the Football’s location
Clear the way normal :Clear access to rebel HQ
Capture Ontiveros normal :Capture General Ontiveros alive
Locate the Football normal :Take the Football back from Carlos Ontiveros
Secure Ballantine hard :Secure the US president
Escort Ruiz-Pena hard :Escort the Mexican president to US Embassy
Neutralize rebel outpost hard :Neutralize a rebel outpost blocking the highway
Eliminate defenses hard :Eliminate Chapultepek castle defenses
Secure US tanks hard :Take control of 50 US tanks stolen by rebels
Protect US president hard :Locate and protect US president
Reach the Football hard :Reach the Football’s location
Clear the way hard :Clear access to rebel HQ
Capture Ontiveros hard :Capture General Ontiveros alive
Locate the Football hard :Take the Football back from Carlos Ontiveros
Perfect chapter 1 Multiplayer :Complete all primary and secondary objectives in chapter 1
Burnout Revenge

Check It Out!: Lights! Camera! Destruction! Awarded for sharing up a Burnout Clip!
Server Surfer!: Get stuck in! Awarded for competing in a Burnout Revenge event online!
Start Something Ugly!: It was them or you, right? Scored for taking someone down online!
Not Harmless!: Cool! Awarded for getting all Perfects in the Harmless Rank!
Crack the Unsafe!: Fantastic! Awarded for getting all Perfects in the Unsafe rank!
Settle With Metal!: Revenge is Sweet! Awarded for settling a score online!
Your Opinion Counts!: Earned by spreading the word and recommending a Burnout Clip!
Triple Trouble!: Smack! Gained by getting Revenge 3 times in 1 event! Knockout!
Opening A Can!: Brutal! Awarded for getting 5 in a row on one Revenge Rival!
Stack The Pack!: Boom! Awarded for blowing up 5 rivals at once! Total Payback!
The Crushinator!: Look Out Below! Awarded for getting 2 Vertical Takedowns in a race!
Wreck Reckless!: Amazing! Awarded for getting all Perfects in the Reckless rank!
Run Burner, Run!: Nice Getaway! Picked up for winning 30 times for the Blue Team in online Road Rage!
Easily Offensive!: Brilliant! Awarded for getting all Perfects in the Offensive rank!
Crash Addict!: Crash Master! Picked up for winning 40 crash events online!
Laying The Takedowns!: Mr Popularity! Bagged for getting 50 Takedowns online!
Takedowns Galore!: Savage! Earned by chalking up 250 Takedowns!
Truly Fearless!: Excellent! Awarded for getting all Perfects in the Fearless rank!
Road Warrior!: Wow! Presented for racking up 1,000 Takedowns!
The Terminator!: Left for scrap! All Eliminator events smashed with Perfect ratings!
Speeding Bullet!: Slick! All Burning Lap and Preview events completed with Perfect ratings!
50 To Won!: Champion! Snagged by winning 50 races online!
Extremely Dangerous!: Awesome! Awarded for getting all Perfects in the Dangerous rank!
Should Be Autographs!: Signed off! Awarded for completing all 24 Signature Takedowns!
World Rage!: Takedown Frenzy! All Road Rage events blitzed with Perfect ratings!
Rush Hour Revenge!: Rush Hour Smashed! All Traffic Attacks completed with Perfect ratings!
Totally Insane!: Psycho! Awarded for scoring all Perfects in the Insane rank!
Race Ace!: Cruisin’! All race events stormed with Perfect ratings!
Crashes To Ashes!: Total Carnage! All Crash Intersections completed with Perfect ratings!
Grudge O’War: Grabbed for settling the Score over 100 times with the same rival! Why stop now?
Complete Maniac!: Crazy! Awarded for getting all Perfects in the Maniac rank!
Most Wanted!: King of the Road! Awarded for getting ahead of all 5 rivals in an online lobby!
Perfect Assassin!: Stunning! Awarded for scoring all Perfects in the Assassin rank!
Dominate The Dominator!: Dominated! Awarded for scoring all Perfects in the Dominator rank!
Celebrity Status!: Online Superstar! Bagged by getting a Clip in the Top 20 Downloads!
True Elite!: The Ultimate Burner! Awarded for nailing all Perfects on Burnout Revenge!
Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

Master, Fighters Guild: Completed the Fighters Guild Questline
Champion, Fighters Guild: Reached Champion rank in the Fighters Guild
Guardian, Fighters Guild: Reached Guardian rank in the Fighters Guild
Warder, Fighters Guild: Reached Warder rank in the Fighters Guild
Defender, Fighters Guild: Reached Defender rank in the Fighters Guild
Protector, Fighters Guild: Reached Protector rank in the Fighters Guild
Swordsman, Fighters Guild: Reached Swordsman rank in the Fighters Guild
Journeyman, Fighters Guild: Reached Journeyman rank in the Fighters Guild
Apprentice, Fighters Guild: Reached Apprentice rank in the Fighters Guild
Champion of Cyrodiil: Completed the Main Questline
Destroyed the Great Gate: Destroyed the Great Gate, Main Quest
Delivered Daedric Artifact: Delivered Daedric Artifact, Main Quest
Located the Shrine of Dagon: Located the Shrine of Dagon, Main Quest
Guildmaster, Thieves Guild: Completed the Thieves Guild Questline
Master Thief, Thieves Guild: Reached Master Thief rank in the Thieves Guild
Shadowfoot, Thieves Guild: Reached Shadowfoot rank in the Thieves Guild
Cat Burglar, Thieves Guild: Reached Cat Burglar rank in the Thieves Guild
Prowler, Thieves Guild: Reached Prowler rank in the Thieves Guild
Bandit, Thieves Guild: Reached Bandit rank in the Thieves Guild
Footpad, Thieves Guild: Reached Footpad rank in the Thieves Guild
Listener, Dark Brotherhood: Completed the Dark Brotherhood Questline
Speaker, Dark Brotherhood: Reached Speaker rank in the Dark Brotherhood
Pickpocket, Thieves Guild: Joined the Thieves Guild
Arch-Mage, Mages Guild: Completed the Mages Guild Questline
Master-Wizard, Mages Guild: Reached Master-Wizard rank in the Mages Guild
Silencer, Dark Brotherhood: Reached Silencer rank in the Dark Brotherhood
Assassin, Dark Brotherhood: Reached Assassin rank in the Dark Brotherhood
Eliminator, Dark Brotherhood: Reached Eliminator rank in the Dark Brotherhood
Wizard, Mages Guild: Reached Wizard rank in the Mages Guild
Slayer, Dark Brotherhood: Reached Slayer rank in the Dark Brotherhood
Warlock, Mages Guild: Reached Warlock rank in the Mages Guild
Murderer, Dark Brotherhood: Join the Dark Brotherhood
Closed an Oblivion Gate: Closed an Oblivion Gate, Main Quest
Magician, Mages Guild: Reached Magician rank in the Mages Guild
Conjurer, Mages Guild: Reached Conjurer rank in the Mages Guild
Evoker, Mages Guild: Reached Evoker rank in the Mages Guild
Journeyman, Mages Guild: Reached Journeyman rank in the Mages Guild
Apprentice, Mages Guild: Reached Apprentice rank in the Mages Guild
Associate, Fighters Guild: Joined the Fighters Guild
Associate, Mages Guild: Joined the Mages Guild
Grand Champion, Arena: Completed the Arena Questline
Champion, Arena: Reached Champion rank in the Arena
Hero, Arena: Reached Hero rank in the Arena
Gladiator, Arena: Reached Gladiator rank in the Arena
Warrior, Arena: Reached Warrior rank in the Arena
Myrmidon, Arena: Reached Myrmidon rank in the Arena
Bloodletter, Arena: Reached Bloodletter rank in the Arena
Brawler, Arena: Reached Brawler rank in the Arena
Pit Dog, Arena: Joined the Arena in the Imperial City
Escaped the Imperial Sewers: Escaped the Imperial Sewers, Main Quest Beginning

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